...make life interesting and fun!!


Here we go!


1)  Make vanilla pudding.  Put it in a mayo jar.  Eat it in public.


2)  Hire two private detectives.  Hire them to follow each other.


3)  Wear a T-shirt that says 'LIFE'.  Hand out lemons on street corners.


4)  Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."


5)  Major in philosophy.  Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.


6)  Run into a store, ask what year it is.  When someone answers, yell 'IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.


7)  Become a doctor.  Change last name to Acula.


8)  Change name to Simon.  Speak in third person.


9)  Buy a parrot.  Teach parrot to say, "Help!  I've been turned into a parrot."




and last but not least....




10)  Follow joggers around in your vehicle, blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement.


Have a good day folks.